We’re Sorry In Advance: 5 Bad Cat Habits That Won’t Survive Their First Week of Kitty Kurlz
Our reimagined cat scratcher gives your cat the first scratcher that moves like real prey. It might stop a few of the bad habits you secretly enjoy, and for that, we are sorry.
No more excuses to buy new furniture - your couch finally stays in one piece
Say goodbye to the “emergency” IKEA runs. And the meatballs with lingonberry jam you always treat yourself to on the way out.
Once your cat plays with Kitty Kurlz, your furniture stops being the victim. This is the only scratcher that moves like it’s alive, so it’s the only thing they’ll want to sink their claws into.
We’re not sorry about the money you’ll save on furniture. We’re a little sorry about the shopping trips you’ll miss
Redirects destructive scratching. No declawing, no wasting money on new furniture. Finally a scratcher that fights back and makes cats feels alive.
No more 3am zoomies waking you up - they burn the energy out before bed
Your cat is not a jerk, they’re just bored out of their mind. That’s the night zoomies, the wake up calls, and crazy yeowling.
20 minutes with Kitty Kurlz and your cat will be out like a light before you. The satisfying cardboard, the reappearing ball track, the shapeshifting design will drive your cat wild. And then sleepy.
We’re sorry but your cat will be too tired to make biscuits on you. Kitty Kurlz will get the best of them.
Burns off pent-up energy before bedtime. All this time, your cat just needed a toy that tires them out for good.
No more frequent nail trims - your cat naturally files them down while they play.
Say goodbye to constant bribery treats, the towel-burrito tactics, the pinning down.
Regular scratching on Kitty Kurlz helps your cat naturally shed the outer layer of their claws, so you won’t have to trim them as often.
We’re sorry that you won’t have as much “bonding time”. But we’re not sorry your arms will stop looking like shredded meat
Naturally files down claws through daily play. Make your life easier with a scratcher that does the maintenance for you.
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No more guilt about long work days - they stay stimulated whether you’re home or not.
The dream: a cat that waits by the door, thrilled to see you. The reality: a cat who was bored and lonely for nine hours straight, and you know it.
Kitty Kurlz to the rescue. It moves on its own, unpredictably, like it’s alive, so your cat plays exactly when they want to, whether you’re home or not.
Your cat will still love you. Just maybe not more than they will adore their new scratchy donut buddy.
Keeps cats engaged with lifelike, unpredictable movement. Forget about the guilt when you walk in the door. Kitty Kurlz plays with your cat even when you can’t
No more constant meowing for attention - they’re happier, calmer, and finally entertaining themselves.
The 6am cries. The pacing. The stare-down while you’re already running on fumes and patience.
Kitty Kurlz gives your cat something fun to obsess over besides you, so they’re happier, calmer, and finally feeling like a cat.
We’re sorry about the constant purring you’re about to experience. But not really sorry.
Calm and contentment, daily. The meowing is the symptom. The under-stimulation is the cause.
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The #1 Scratching Toy Cats Can’t Resist
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Premium scratching material for full body stretch and satisfying clawing
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Shape-shifting toy for hours of twisting, scratching and pouncing
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Safe on paws, this scratching toy is made with double corrugated cardboard.
“First scratcher my cat will actually use. Genius multi-function toy!”
MULTI-USE CAT SCRATCHER
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Stop wasting money on boring scratching posts your cat ignores and constant furniture damage control. Get your cat this multi-purpose scratcher for fun, daily scratching sessions you won’t have to stress about.
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The First Scratcher Your Cat Will Actually Use
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Durable, Claw-Friendly Material
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Turns Claw Care Into Playtime
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Keeps Cats Engaged & Stress-Free
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